Witches have been making kids giggle for generations, and it’s easy to see why. Between the pointy hats, bubbling cauldrons, and broomsticks that never seem to come with a proper parking spot, there’s plenty of silly material to work with. Whether you’re planning a Halloween party, looking for a way to break the ice in the classroom, or just want to add some laughs to the dinner table, these 10 witch jokes are clean, kid-friendly, and guaranteed to bring out a few groans along with the giggles. So grab your broomstick, get ready to cackle, and let’s dive into the funniest witch jokes around!
Top 10 Jokes About Witches for Kids
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand witch!
What happens to witches who break school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese!
What kind of makeup do witches wear?
Mas-scare-a!
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid they’ll fly off the handle!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Broommates!
Where do witches park their brooms?
In the broom closet!
Where do witches bring their kids for baby sitting?
The dayscare center.
What game do witches love to play?
Hide and shriek!
Oatmeal The Monster’s Halloween Jokes for Kids
Enjoy a spooky-fun collection of Halloween jokes for kids with our friend Oatmeal The Monster! This YouTube playlist is packed with funny, clean, kid-friendly Halloween jokes, riddles, and giggle-worthy puns about witches, ghosts, pumpkins, skeletons, monsters, and more. Perfect for Halloween parties, classrooms, family game night, or trick-or-treat fun, these short videos are made to get kids laughing and groaning together. Hit play, share a joke with a friend, and get ready for a monster-sized dose of Halloween laughs!
Looking for more spooky fun? Don’t miss Oatmeal The Monster’s new album, Not-So-Scary Halloween Songs!